All of the sudden I am pissed at the world about stuff! Stuff sucks! Anyway, I thought I would give everyone some nuggets of wisdom for when you are pissed at the world.
- When life gives you lemons, and you make lemonade, the lemonade is usually disgusting
- When the going gets tough, the tough need to get to finding a new slogan.
and my all time favorite....
- put your straw in the box and SUCK IT!!!!!
If you do not comment on this i will find you and stab you!!! (jk)
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Breaking Dawn pt. 1
Breaking dawn is so big, i am doing it in 2 pts!!
Okay, so this one will be bella 1st book and jacobs book.
I think that the wedding was SO sweet. So cute. Also, a very cool honeymoon location. (I want an island!) anyway. And yah, we new that was coming! How were they not going to have a baby!! So yaddaya, bella doesn't want to kill her baby. She is giving her life... yaddayaddaya...
Then it switches to....jacob!!!!
So, since i am on team jake, i really enjoyed that part of the book. It was a little overdramatic though...
"It felt like i was being dragged across a bed of razors every minute im away from her."
COME ON! she never really liked you,, and this is just coming up now? when shes married.. and PREGNANT with her vampy sweethearts CHILD! little late, huh?
anyway, i cried when he went to the park just trying to find someone to imprint on. sososo sad.. Then she has the baby..... and back to bella! (joy)
Okay, so this one will be bella 1st book and jacobs book.
I think that the wedding was SO sweet. So cute. Also, a very cool honeymoon location. (I want an island!) anyway. And yah, we new that was coming! How were they not going to have a baby!! So yaddaya, bella doesn't want to kill her baby. She is giving her life... yaddayaddaya...
Then it switches to....jacob!!!!
So, since i am on team jake, i really enjoyed that part of the book. It was a little overdramatic though...
"It felt like i was being dragged across a bed of razors every minute im away from her."
COME ON! she never really liked you,, and this is just coming up now? when shes married.. and PREGNANT with her vampy sweethearts CHILD! little late, huh?
anyway, i cried when he went to the park just trying to find someone to imprint on. sososo sad.. Then she has the baby..... and back to bella! (joy)
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
ECLIPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eclipse is my favorite book of all the twilight series and third in my all time favs behind 13 Reasons Why and Wuthering Heights.
Anyway, the thing that is my favorite is Jacob in this book. I am Team Jacob, that is probably why. (TEAM JAKE ALL THE WAY!) It is really funny how they are fighting about Bella, i think.
What really REALLY annoys me is that she has two great guys fighting for her heart and all she does is WHINE! If they were fighting for me I would be really happy, along with almost every other girl on this earth.
2nd of all, NO guy, not even Edward, would be that cool about the whole Jacob thing. She is always wanting to be with him, is in love with him, and made out with him and Edward is all, "It's ok honey, so made out with another hot mythical creature behind my back even though we are already eternally devoted, I'm not mad." COME ON!
I also like Eclipse because of the whole thing about she IS in love with Jacob, but also with Edward. It is cool how Stephenie Meyer does that, and makes it really sweet and funny, on both sides.
I hope you enjoyed my review of Eclipse. Come back and read Breaking Dawn next week.
Anyway, the thing that is my favorite is Jacob in this book. I am Team Jacob, that is probably why. (TEAM JAKE ALL THE WAY!) It is really funny how they are fighting about Bella, i think.
What really REALLY annoys me is that she has two great guys fighting for her heart and all she does is WHINE! If they were fighting for me I would be really happy, along with almost every other girl on this earth.
2nd of all, NO guy, not even Edward, would be that cool about the whole Jacob thing. She is always wanting to be with him, is in love with him, and made out with him and Edward is all, "It's ok honey, so made out with another hot mythical creature behind my back even though we are already eternally devoted, I'm not mad." COME ON!
I also like Eclipse because of the whole thing about she IS in love with Jacob, but also with Edward. It is cool how Stephenie Meyer does that, and makes it really sweet and funny, on both sides.
I hope you enjoyed my review of Eclipse. Come back and read Breaking Dawn next week.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
new moon
This is how I feel about the book New Moon.
Beware if you haven't read it there are some spoilers...
1st of all, the beginning of New Moon is great. I like how Stephenie portrays that the energy between Edward and Bella is good at the start.
They are watching Romeo and Juliet together, which is one of my very fave chapters in the entire series.
BOOM! Then he leaves her! I cried the first time I read it, and the second time I read it, I laughed.
( BTW: If you have not read the Twilight series more than once, you definitely should.)
Then she is so whiny!
It is ridiculous that she has to hold her chest together to keep the gaping hole that is Edward's absence from tearing her apart. Girl, he has only been your boyfriend for a few months, GET OVER IT!
Now this is where Jacob steps in. I want you all to know that I am on Team Jacob. The first time I read the series, I hated Jacob. But then the second time I read them, I found myself loving Jacob, and HUZZAH!, I am now on team Jacob.
Jacob did a great job in trying to cheer her up and she just USED HIM!
If I had Jacob.... well, let's just say I'd do somethings differently.
Then, she succumbs and does what everyone wants her to do, and throws herself off of a cliff. YAH!!!
Then she is saved, goes to Italy, saves her honey, no comment...
Now everything is normal, and Charlie is barely even MAD!
If I ever did that, my body would be whipped to shreds in a matter of seconds.
Then she comes back and doesn't even care about Jacob.
That is my New Moon opinion.
I hope to post an ECLIPSE post soon.
Beware if you haven't read it there are some spoilers...
1st of all, the beginning of New Moon is great. I like how Stephenie portrays that the energy between Edward and Bella is good at the start.
They are watching Romeo and Juliet together, which is one of my very fave chapters in the entire series.
BOOM! Then he leaves her! I cried the first time I read it, and the second time I read it, I laughed.
( BTW: If you have not read the Twilight series more than once, you definitely should.)
Then she is so whiny!
It is ridiculous that she has to hold her chest together to keep the gaping hole that is Edward's absence from tearing her apart. Girl, he has only been your boyfriend for a few months, GET OVER IT!
Now this is where Jacob steps in. I want you all to know that I am on Team Jacob. The first time I read the series, I hated Jacob. But then the second time I read them, I found myself loving Jacob, and HUZZAH!, I am now on team Jacob.
Jacob did a great job in trying to cheer her up and she just USED HIM!
If I had Jacob.... well, let's just say I'd do somethings differently.
Then, she succumbs and does what everyone wants her to do, and throws herself off of a cliff. YAH!!!
Then she is saved, goes to Italy, saves her honey, no comment...
Now everything is normal, and Charlie is barely even MAD!
If I ever did that, my body would be whipped to shreds in a matter of seconds.
Then she comes back and doesn't even care about Jacob.
That is my New Moon opinion.
I hope to post an ECLIPSE post soon.
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